Yep have agree with you...and they always drive those great big Chelsea tractors, stopping normal-sized cars from parking anywhere nearbyThey do have a lot of gym essentials to pick up, in fairness;
The problem is, if I put gym-fit mums in lycra into Room 101, what are sad old gits like me supposed to perv at when they go to pick up a packet of fags and a Ginsters? I can't, in all conscience, put buff, scantily-clad ladies into the Room, so I'm afraid...
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Do you mean those vacuous, famous-just-for-being-famous, waste of space, clothes horses that infest the media, becoming a news story because their latest relationship is deemed 'interesting', encouraging people not to think for themselves and to believe that the right shoes/dog/handbag/hair colour is all that matters?"What me work like? What ya chatting? Daddy sells socks and stares to poor people so Princess dunt have to get a poor person job innit. OMG I got a new handbag n it sooooo dunt go wi me dog like so I swapped Poochy for Precious cos now they both pink like innit. Are you mugging me off these boobs cost 4 grand innit matches mi botox au natural lips. Bants Lolz."
I'm talking Z List Reality TV "Celebrities" that my teenage daughter has modelled her life around. I banned them from the TV and monitored what time they were on and now she can just watch the talentless feckers on Netflix on her phone
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Not just them though..people like the old dear next door but one who came round to complain about my 2 year old son. Who was having a tantrum in rbe garden...She wanted to know what I was going to do about it. I told her he'd stop when he'd finished
It seems, these days, that it's acceptable to some people, to grass up your neighbours to the social/immigration/building regs/the council but when it comes to an actual crime we don't want to 'get involved'. Very odd.
...but I like her, she sounds like a screamThe other thing she does is stand on the front in a hi viz waistcoat waving a hairdryer about at motorists she considers are breaking the speed limit
If we put nosey neighbours into Room 101, we'd lose people like her.
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Purse, make up, perfume, pens, diary, notebook, kids stuff, shopping bags, hair brush, hair spray... I could carry on if you wish but what pockets in a dress can hold all thatLet's see how controversial this is. I have an argument both for and against this:
Handbags (Portable Hand Skips)
Now a handbag once gave me the hope of a threesome with a gorgeous stripper. One drunken evening (how a good tale always starts), an ex and I stumbled into a strip club, ordered a drink, realised our mistake but sat down anyway at the side of the stage.
A stripper came from the side door and asked us to watch her handbag while she stripped on stage. When she returned (after her act) in the nuddy she sat with us and had a few drinks. Now all of a sudden I had hope, and hope is all it ended up being but still I had hope of taking this stripper home and having a fabulous threesome.
Now on the flip side, handbags have given me so much day to day grief, from having to hold the other halfs handbag on a stumble home, or get stuck holding the damn thing in shops while she tries on outfits, or being stood queuing in a shop while the old dear in front empties the entire contents of the portable skip looking for the elusive 7 pence she swears was in there yesterday.
Ladies have you ever heard of the invention of pockets?
And don't justify the handbag as being somewhere to hold your purse when you're wearing a dress....... because all men know that if there is an occasion to wear the said dress, we're going to be the ones paying for the evening and that that purse is never going to make an appearance throughout the night.
Too much?
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And then there's that saying...how does it go? Oh that's it....Can you just put that in your handbag...Purse, make up, perfume, pens, diary, notebook, kids stuff, shopping bags, hair brush, hair spray... I could carry on if you wish but what pockets in a dress can hold all that
Soooooo to go through one by one:-Purse, make up, perfume, pens, diary, notebook, kids stuff, shopping bags, hair brush, hair spray... I could carry on if you wish but what pockets in a dress can hold all that
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Soooooo to go through one by one:-
Purse - Just let the other half pay or pop cash in your bra.
Make up - Apply before leaving the house.
Perfume - Apply before leaving the house.
Pens - Unnecessary.
Diary - Unnecessary.
Notebook - Unnecessary.
Shopping bags - They sell them in the shops, or you can carry them like we do.
Hair Brush - Brush hair before leaving the house.
Hair Spray - Apply before leaving the house.
I think you're helping my case here
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Money, keys, phone.
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Yes but by the end of the day you smell like shit from lack of perfume and you probably never had any pens or paper to write down valuable notes like what to get for teaMoney, keys, phone.
Men survive day to day life just carrying these things
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.and you probably never had any pens or paper to write down valuable notes like what to get for tea
.......... or truth be told, I use my phone to remind me .
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See my phone has to go somewhereI don't smell like shit ever thank you very much
I use this mobile computer gizmo with an impressive memory capacity I call my brain
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Where do I put me pen
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