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Rare thatI’d want someone’s rear hole to be as clean as mine...! Not a fan of strong odours either!!
I reference a girl at uni, who’s feet genuinely filled my room :/I’d want someone’s rear hole to be as clean as mine...! Not a fan of strong odours either!!
I reference a girl at uni, who’s feet genuinely filled my room :/
Well, I’ll carry on anyway... let me know if it stays down!Yes
It was a nice ham roll
Sounds like a good timeWell, I’ll carry on anyway... let me know if it stays down!
So I if I think I might engage in anal I douche before... for me goes without saying. But I guy I slept with had obviously had a half-arsed (punny) attempt at it and ended up shitting on my Johnny... instant turn off and it took me a week to get it out of my head!
Shit happensWell, I’ll carry on anyway... let me know if it stays down!
So I if I think I might engage in anal I douche before... for me goes without saying. But I guy I slept with had obviously had a half-arsed (punny) attempt at it and ended up shitting on my Johnny... instant turn off and it took me a week to get it out of my head!
..i've worked on hospital wards. Dealt with much worse whilst trying to eatxDon’t read it lovely!!!
Those people with insanely long or complex lists of Rules or Requirements.Messaging someone after viewing their profile?
Those people with insanely long or complex lists of Rules or Requirements.
Usual caveats, but anything that screams ‘this doesn’t make sense why they’re contacting me: they have an age range I’m far outside, or they not only say they’re not looking for single fellas¹ but go out of their way to stress that under NO circumstances would they meet a single fella.Messaging someone after viewing their profile?
Anything negative about single blokes ...... avoid with a barge pole...Messaging someone after viewing their profile?
No white men! Really. I mean in this day and age have we come down to colour preferencesUsual caveats, but anything that screams ‘this doesn’t make sense why they’re contacting me: they have an age range I’m far outside, or they not only say they’re not looking for single fellas¹ but go out of their way to stress that under NO circumstances would they meet a single fella.
Oh, similar to that, ‘no white men’,, ‘no beards’, ’must be shaved below’ etc.
Basically, yeah, anything where it just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever they’d want to meet me.
¹yes, I know that many couples have that shown, purely so THEY can choose who they meet without getting hundreds of unsolicited messages from single men. Hence my ‘when they go out of their way…’ parameter