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#chipofftheoldblock ....It was intended to be too blokes. The one with the glasses on is supposed to be my lad
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Baldrick's wisdom.........
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You think you have it bad?Watching Naked Attraction on E4 and the hot blonde seems to be getting rid of blokes in penis size order whilst making excuses about hairy bums or saggy balls
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Duuuudeeeeee...
Listening to serious house here, writing a therapeutic article about swinging, the future of it and sex.
How rude.
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No - and the opening for the petrol tank would be a completely different shape to all other cars
No but it could go on Safari
No - and the opening for the petrol tank would be a completely different shape to all other cars
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Whoops!!So, bottom left then?
That must be the top oven. (for top, down-faced roasting)
Whoops!!
Wait, that's what you told me you liked actually?So, bottom left then?
That must be the top oven. (for top, down-faced roasting)
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Oooo now there's an offer
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Coooeeee @Baldrick
Alright alright. I've got alerts flying all over the place here. Can I just make a brew and sit down first like?
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@Pearls put me up to it, it all her fault again.Alright alright. I've got alerts flying all over the place here. Can I just make a brew and sit down first like?
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NoAlright alright. I've got alerts flying all over the place here. Can I just make a brew and sit down first like?
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NopeAlright alright. I've got alerts flying all over the place here. Can I just make a brew and sit down first like?
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Hmmmm I might have to change the name of this thread to Baldrick's Stupidity.
I popped the heating on this morning at 01:30 to blast some warm air through before bed........ Fell asleep phone in my hand...... woke up at 6:00 am house like a sweat shop.
I unlock living room window to open it, then unlock my bedroom window and open that, then I drop my bloody keys out of the window. Incidently my house door keys are also on there, so I'm locked in the house
So a tad unsteady on my feet (due to a couple of G&T's earlier on), I'm climbing out of my living room window at 6:00 in the morning to retrieve my door keys.
Once back inside the house, I collapse on my bed only to wake up at 9:00 am freezing cos my window is wide open. I attempt to get up, get a severe painful cramp in my leg and realise I'm not going anywhere just yet........
I bury myself in the duvet and the next thing I know, it's dinner time, I've got a million things to do, I'm well behind schedule and to top it all off I have a limp
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I popped the heating on this morning at 01:30 to blast some warm air through before bed........ Fell asleep phone in my hand...... woke up at 6:00 am house like a sweat shop.
I unlock living room window to open it, then unlock my bedroom window and open that, then I drop my bloody keys out of the window. Incidently my house door keys are also on there, so I'm locked in the house
So a tad unsteady on my feet (due to a couple of G&T's earlier on
), I'm climbing out of my living room window at 6:00 in the morning to retrieve my door keys.Once back inside the house, I collapse on my bed only to wake up at 9:00 am freezing cos my window is wide open. I attempt to get up, get a severe painful cramp in my leg and realise I'm not going anywhere just yet........
I bury myself in the duvet and the next thing I know, it's dinner time, I've got a million things to do, I'm well behind schedule and to top it all off I have a limp
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Only youHmmmm I might have to change the name of this thread to Baldrick's Stupidity.
I popped the heating on this morning at 01:30 to blast some warm air through before bed........ Fell asleep phone in my hand...... woke up at 6:00 am house like a sweat shop.
I unlock living room window to open it, then unlock my bedroom window and open that, then I drop my bloody keys out of the window. Incidently my house door keys are also on there, so I'm locked in the house
So a tad unsteady on my feet (due to a couple of G&T's earlier on
Once back inside the house, I collapse on my bed only to wake up at 9:00 am freezing cos my window is wide open. I attempt to get up, get a severe painful cramp in my leg and realise I'm not going anywhere just yet........
I bury myself in the duvet and the next thing I know, it's dinner time, I've got a million things to do, I'm well behind schedule and to top it all off I have a limp
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