Baldrick's wisdom.........
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Best stay put just incase you don't have another accidentHmmmm I might have to change the name of this thread to Baldrick's Stupidity.
I popped the heating on this morning at 01:30 to blast some warm air through before bed........ Fell asleep phone in my hand...... woke up at 6:00 am house like a sweat shop.
I unlock living room window to open it, then unlock my bedroom window and open that, then I drop my bloody keys out of the window. Incidently my house door keys are also on there, so I'm locked in the house
So a tad unsteady on my feet (due to a couple of G&T's earlier on), I'm climbing out of my living room window at 6:00 in the morning to retrieve my door keys.
Once back inside the house, I collapse on my bed only to wake up at 9:00 am freezing cos my window is wide open. I attempt to get up, get a severe painful cramp in my leg and realise I'm not going anywhere just yet........
I bury myself in the duvet and the next thing I know, it's dinner time, I've got a million things to do, I'm well behind schedule and to top it all off I have a limp
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Lmao sure if you bellowed you'd find one xI think I need a carer
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You been rummaging in my media?
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I'm amazed it took you a whole 5 pages to question the thread title tbhI think I questioned the thread title back on page 5
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I'm amazed it took you a whole 5 pages to question the thread title tbh
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I always give people the chance to redeem themselves, I had the vain hope things might have improved.
Omg dont im nearly piddling here laughingBut why would you want to improve upon perfection?
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But why would you want to improve upon perfection?
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Easy, perfection is boring
Omg dont im nearly piddling here laughing
what you trying to say like? Depends on the perspective of perception
. I am the perfect example of me 
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Depends on the perspective of perception
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Ah but you are biased
Have you met a better example of me? Imposter I tells you
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Aye you are unique, I admit that
Well you certainly are nudge wink wink lolI am very unique me
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My threadWhat thread is it
. I created me my own playground so I stopped trashing the other threads ........................ It didn't work X
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Wasn’t this about wisdom or summitMy thread
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