My thread. I created me my own playground so I stopped trashing the other threads
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Baldrick's wisdom.........
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MOTM
Wasn’t this about wisdom or summit
Today's wisdom is....... ommmmmmm...
"A rising tide, lifts all ships"
Ommmmmmmmm
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MOTM
MOTM
Ehis that one of them epifisimses
Probably. Who knows?
Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon
"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)"
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MOTM
Poor icebergsProbably. Who knows?
Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon
"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)"
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Probably. Who knows?
Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon
"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)"
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If they are immune to all physical damage then icebergs are irrelevant.
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Probably. Who knows?
Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon
"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)"
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Well obviously I was talking about reality altering multi dimensional iceb............. You know what, bugger off
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Has someone pinched your teabags today, or something?
No bugger pinches my teabags.
It's the lack of alcohol and recovering from a traumatic marathon shopping event I was forced to endure yesterday.
MOTM
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Then my thoughts are with you, my sober, shopped-out friend
Thank you, IOU a beer or three
Oooo did you read yesterday how much therapon really wanted to take you shoe shopping today?IOU a clipped ear
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No he did that yesterdayOooo did you read yesterday how much therapon really wanted to take you shoe shopping today?
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2 new pairs
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Noooooooo he really wanted to go again. Check is statusNo he did that yesterday
2 new pairs
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No ive got that planned for friday but shushhhhhh dont tell himNoooooooo he really wanted to go again. Check is status
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Me Mam's sat here spinning a yarn, I literally haven't spoken a word in 20 mins, so I've kind of glazed over and started perusing SS until something pricked up my ears.
"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"
"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?"
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"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"
"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?"
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Me Mam's sat here spinning a yarn, I literally haven't spoken a word in 20 mins, so I've kind of glazed over and started perusing SS until something pricked up my ears.
"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"
"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?"
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It is, it's used in pubs to stop people drinking
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I thought the Heineken Manoeuvre was when someone jumps in before you at the bar, when you've been stood there agesIt is, it's used in pubs to stop people drinking
