Baldrick's wisdom.........

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18 July 2015
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Probably. Who knows? :D



:palm:

Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon

"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)" :prrrp:

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Poor icebergs :D
 

Therapon

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11 August 2015
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Probably. Who knows? :D



:palm:

Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon

"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)" :prrrp:

X

If they are immune to all physical damage then icebergs are irrelevant.
 
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Probably. Who knows? :D



:palm:

Let's change the proverb then just for @Therapon

"A rising tide lifts all ships (that are in good working order, with no holes, have full buoyancy capabilities, are immune to all physical damage of any kind and don't crash into icebergs)" :prrrp:

X
:rofl:x
 
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No bugger pinches my teabags.
It's the lack of alcohol and recovering from a traumatic marathon shopping event I was forced to endure yesterday.
Then my thoughts are with you, my sober, shopped-out friend (y)
 
5 July 2016
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Me Mam's sat here spinning a yarn, I literally haven't spoken a word in 20 mins, so I've kind of glazed over and started perusing SS until something pricked up my ears.
"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?" :palm:

X
 

Therapon

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11 August 2015
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Me Mam's sat here spinning a yarn, I literally haven't spoken a word in 20 mins, so I've kind of glazed over and started perusing SS until something pricked up my ears.
"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?" :palm:

X

It is, it's used in pubs to stop people drinking :tiphat: