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Baldrick's wisdom.........

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18 July 2015
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Poor icebergs
 

Therapon

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11 August 2015
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If they are immune to all physical damage then icebergs are irrelevant.
 
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No bugger pinches my teabags.
It's the lack of alcohol and recovering from a traumatic marathon shopping event I was forced to endure yesterday.
Then my thoughts are with you, my sober, shopped-out friend
 
5 July 2016
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Me Mam's sat here spinning a yarn, I literally haven't spoken a word in 20 mins, so I've kind of glazed over and started perusing SS until something pricked up my ears.
"What did you just say Mum?"
"I said she started choking and they had to perform the Heineken Manoeuvre"

"Is that different to the Heimlich Manoeuvre then?"

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Therapon

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11 August 2015
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It is, it's used in pubs to stop people drinking