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EvilS
"Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out"
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EvilS
"You remind me of my pinky toe - You're small, cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight"
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Edinman
No mate, I know my place #bibaslaveWas it yourself then who made this comment Mr @Edinman ?
Haha love the hashtag
Ahh okay, for a min I thought you did something then? Was quite surprised....
So looking for the funniest pickuplines youve heard ~ cos im bored really
Starting the ball rolling with
Fuck me if i'm wrong but your name is lucy?
Starting the ball rolling with
Fuck me if i'm wrong but your name is lucy?
Not a problem.. We do have a lot of duplicate threads at times, if so I always try and merge them as best I can.
We all do it..
MOTM
MOTM
Not as bad as.. Oi darling hold my pint while I go for a shit...
My mate when in a club in Germany when we were in the army, we were stood near the loos when a woman came out he ask if she was drip dry or did she stamp her feet,,,,,, she hit him so hard he hit the floor like a sack of shite,,,,, never laughted so much,,,,, that line don't work
There is one i read once, its awsome but longwinded and im not sure if i remember it right
Hi i wanted to come up to you and ask for a dance but then i thought what if we got on and then fell in love after a few years got married and had a couple of kids and you stopped taking care of your self and i started working more to be able to keep up with our family we would drift apart causing you to start drinking which would drive me to cheat causing our family to split .... SO im here to ask you THINK OF THE KIDS lets just fuck and leave it at that
Hi i wanted to come up to you and ask for a dance but then i thought what if we got on and then fell in love after a few years got married and had a couple of kids and you stopped taking care of your self and i started working more to be able to keep up with our family we would drift apart causing you to start drinking which would drive me to cheat causing our family to split .... SO im here to ask you THINK OF THE KIDS lets just fuck and leave it at that
mine was nice legs do they walk lol 20 years later and four kids the legs kicked him out 
MOTM
MOTM
Yep a complete asshat.A real charmer ...
“So is anyone here lucky enough to try you out”
What a way to speak to another human being aye.
Nothing funny about it either.
Tell me about it. It makes you wonder what they’re thinking mind you.
Mr Bigus Dickus has left the building.