Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

4 July 2017
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2,628
City
Glastonbury
“You have a beautiful head. It would look perfect next to the others in my freezer."

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Ok, now I've disturbed myself... :eek:
 
MP386

MOTM

9 November 2015
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65,899
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I work with drugs (legal ones) very boring. ;)
Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this :D
Are any working yet ... I may have more ;)
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..:cool:
 
7 December 2017
279
1,190
47
City
Bristol
Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this :D
Are any working yet ... I may have more ;)
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..:cool:
That's cracked the case. You've pulled ;)
 

Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
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36,935
52
“Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

Vxxx