MOTM
That’s a relief it’s not me
so chat up lines how’s this working :hmm: “Are you a parking ticket ? Because you have got Fine
written all over you “ 
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so chat up lines how’s this working :hmm: “Are you a parking ticket ? Because you have got Fine
written all over you “ 
Not badThat’s a relief it’s not me
“Are you a parking ticket ? Because you have got Fine
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I see I'm on to a winner here
“You have a beautiful head. It would look perfect next to the others in my freezer."
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Ok, now I've disturbed myself...
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Ok, now I've disturbed myself...
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“You have a beautiful head. It would look perfect next to the others in my freezer."
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Ok, now I've disturbed myself...
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Is it hot in here ...or is it just youI see I'm on to a winner here
How about .....aside from being Sexy
what do you do for a living 
I work with drugs (legal ones) very boring.Is it hot in here ...or is it just you
How about .....aside from being Sexy
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Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of thisI work with drugs (legal ones) very boring.
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
That's cracked the case. You've pulledSure you must think I am on drugs with some of this
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
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Your not just saying that because you don’t want to hear moreThat's cracked the case. You've pulled
Of course not, fire awayYour not just saying that because you don’t want to hear more
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Are you sureOf course not, fire away
Have you just come out of the oven ? Because your so very hot :devil:
An ovenAre you sure
Have you just come out of the oven ? Because your so very hot :devil:
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I liked that oneAn oven
So there you are ...I have been looking for you all over.. the women of my dreams...
AwwwI liked that one
So there you are ...I have been looking for you all over.. the women of my dreams...
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That one worked a bit thenAwww
Let’s try this one ... have you been sitting on a bag of sugar ? Because you have a sweet arse ...
A little cheesyThat one worked a bit then
Let’s try this one ... have you been sitting on a bag of sugar ? Because you have a sweet arse ...
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Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you ...A little cheesy
