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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

MOTM

9 November 2015
28,464
66,033
58
Think I've done it. x
That’s a relief it’s not me so chat up lines how’s this working :hmm:
“Are you a parking ticket ? Because you have got Fine written all over you “
 
4 July 2017
4,745
2,654
City
Glastonbury
“You have a beautiful head. It would look perfect next to the others in my freezer."

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Ok, now I've disturbed myself...
 

MOTM

9 November 2015
28,464
66,033
58
I work with drugs (legal ones) very boring.
Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
 
7 December 2017
279
1,198
45
City
Bristol
Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
That's cracked the case. You've pulled
 

Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
11,328
37,226
50
“Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

Vxxx
 
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