Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

MP386

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MP386

9 November 2015
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Lulu said:
Think I've done it. x
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That’s a relief it’s not me :D so chat up lines how’s this working :hmm:
“Are you a parking ticket ? Because you have got Fine ;) written all over you “ :tiphat::tiphat:
 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017
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“You have a beautiful head. It would look perfect next to the others in my freezer."

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Ok, now I've disturbed myself...
 

MOTM

MP386

9 November 2015
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Lulu said:
I work with drugs (legal ones) very boring.
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Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
 

Lulu

7 December 2017
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MP386 said:
Sure you must think I am on drugs with some of this
Are any working yet ... I may have more
How’s this one .... something must be wrong with my eyes ... because I just can’t take them off you ..
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That's cracked the case. You've pulled
 

Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
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“Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

Vxxx
 
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