Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

DiamondJoe · 22 March 2018

Baldrick · 22 March 2018

MP386 said:
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DiamondJoe · 22 March 2018

Baldricknkaz said:
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Hahahahahahah!

MP386 · 22 March 2018

Baldricknkaz said:
Awww they're for you only my little princess . I'm not having that @Lulu take you away from me

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Anyway back to @Lulu I was making progress until you popped up Baldie
@Lulu if a star fell every time I thought of you the sky would be empty ..

Lips_Pearls · 22 March 2018

Baldricknkaz said:
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Phwooooar

DiamondJoe · 22 March 2018

That's genuinely a new one on me...

Baldrick · 22 March 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
Phwooooar

Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

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MP386 · 22 March 2018

Baldricknkaz said:
Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

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Your be lucky I am not going

Lips_Pearls · 22 March 2018

DiamondJoe said:
That's genuinely a new one on me...

Just for you Joe

Baldricknkaz said:
Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

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Something like this?

DiamondJoe · 22 March 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
Just for you Joe

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Tell me you didn't just make that?

Lips_Pearls · 23 March 2018

DiamondJoe said:
Tell me you didn't just make that?

No I didn't sadly, but the images I saw whilst finding this!

Pearls · 27 March 2018

@MP386 you have to write a book.. It would make best seller

MP386 · 27 March 2018

Pearls said:
@MP386 you have to write a book.. It would make best seller

Most of those are quite easy to find they are not mine ...although I thought @Lulu was falling for my charm or maybe I am just delusional

Pearls · 27 March 2018

MP386 said:
Most of those are quite easy to find they are not mine ...although I thought @Lulu was falling for my charm or maybe I am just delusional

Why wouldn't she

MP386 · 27 March 2018

Pearls said:
Why wouldn't she

With some of those lines .... Think I may have scared her off not seen her around for a while ...

Pearls · 27 March 2018

MP386 said:
With some of those lines .... Think I may have scared her off not seen her around for a while ...

Has nothing to do with those amazing chat up lines I'm sure

MP386 · 27 March 2018

Pearls said:
Has nothing to do with those amazing chat up lines I'm sure

I am surprised the cringe emoji didn’t get more use ..

DiamondJoe · 28 March 2018

MP386 said:
I am surprised the cringe emoji didn’t get more use ..

Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

Pearls · 28 March 2018

DiamondJoe said:
Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

Oh he enough time

Lips_Pearls · 28 March 2018

DiamondJoe said:
Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

Pearls said:
Oh he enough time

You are having a laugh! List as long as....

Pearls · 28 March 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
You are having a laugh! List as long as....

Come on now you can always make time for our members requests

MP386 · 15 April 2018

I have a new one ..... how would this work ...:hmm:
“ why stand with those legs together...when you can lay with them apart “

MP386 · 15 April 2018

.....Hi , you’ll do ....

MP386 · 16 April 2018

Ok I am here .... what do you want for your second wish ..

Deleted member 3657 · 16 April 2018

That's a lovely dress you have on, it'd look better in a crumpled heap in the corner of my bedroom.

Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

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