Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[DiamondJoe]

 

[Baldrick]

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B x

 

[DiamondJoe]

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B x

Hahahahahahah!

 

[MP386]

Awww they're for you only my little princess . I'm not having that @Lulu take you away from me

B x

Anyway back to @Lulu I was making progress until you popped up Baldie
@Lulu if a star fell every time I thought of you the sky would be empty ..

 

[Lips_Pearls]

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B x

Phwooooar

 

[DiamondJoe]

That's genuinely a new one on me...

 

[Baldrick]

Phwooooar

Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

B x

 

[MP386]

Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

B x

Your be lucky I am not going

 

[Lips_Pearls]

That's genuinely a new one on me...

Just for you Joe

Me and @MP386 at Xtasia

You should pinch that for your 'Naughty-Gifs' tab

B x

Something like this?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Just for you Joe

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Tell me you didn't just make that?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Tell me you didn't just make that?

No I didn't sadly, but the images I saw whilst finding this!

 

[Pearls]

@MP386 you have to write a book.. It would make best seller

 

[MP386]

@MP386 you have to write a book.. It would make best seller

Most of those are quite easy to find they are not mine ...although I thought @Lulu was falling for my charm or maybe I am just delusional

 

[Pearls]

Most of those are quite easy to find they are not mine ...although I thought @Lulu was falling for my charm or maybe I am just delusional

Why wouldn't she

 

[MP386]

Why wouldn't she

With some of those lines .... Think I may have scared her off not seen her around for a while ...

 

[Pearls]

With some of those lines .... Think I may have scared her off not seen her around for a while ...

Has nothing to do with those amazing chat up lines I'm sure

 

[MP386]

Has nothing to do with those amazing chat up lines I'm sure

I am surprised the cringe emoji didn’t get more use ..

 

[DiamondJoe]

I am surprised the cringe emoji didn’t get more use ..

Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

 

[Pearls]

Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

Oh he enough time

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Maybe admin could run up an "Emoji of the month"?

Just in case he has nothing better to do

Oh he enough time

You are having a laugh! List as long as....

 

[Pearls]

You are having a laugh! List as long as....

Come on now you can always make time for our members requests

 

[MP386]

I have a new one ..... how would this work ...:hmm:
“ why stand with those legs together...when you can lay with them apart “

 

[MP386]

.....Hi , you’ll do ....

 

[MP386]

Ok I am here .... what do you want for your second wish ..

 

[Deleted member 3657]

That's a lovely dress you have on, it'd look better in a crumpled heap in the corner of my bedroom.