My best has been 'hello' and showing interest, maybe an early 'you are beautiful/gorgeous' if its appropriate to the situation. The worst we all know and have been mentioned above lol
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My best has been 'hello' and showing interest, maybe an early 'you are beautiful/gorgeous' if its appropriate to the situation. The worst we all know and have been mentioned above lolAll joking aside, I don't think I've ever really used a line, apart from "can I buy you a drink/do you fancy a dance?"
Oh god!"fancy going halves on a bastard"?
Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Ouch!Ooh that was a slap... my best put down was
"I'm sorry dear you are too far away"
"says 21 miles here"
"I meant "emotionally"
I think that's most people's first hello, and (slightly off topic) what makes online dating appoaches so awkward.All joking aside, I don't think I've ever really used a line, apart from "can I buy you a drink/do you fancy a dance?"
Only the "i'm gonna be busy at work for the next X amount of weeks".Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Only the "i'm gonna be busy at work for the next X amount of weeks".
Seriously, who works 24/7?
Okay I sure don't but fuck me it feels like it
Oh god!
Some good ones here, but what about best/worst knock backs?
Fancy coming to ours for the weekend?
Can't am going away next month
Well she thought she wa someat special picking on mi little Balders lolThat's awful!
So were in a nightclub years ago. Balders is booging n getting a bit giddy wi himsen hes undone his shirt. I come back from the loo and this Gruffalo ran her fingers down his bare chest. She says 'pfffft i bet ive got more hair on mi legs than you have on ya chest!' Balders looked her up n down n said 'i dont doubt that for a bloody second luv' n then boogied over to me. Her jaw hit the floor n all her mates were in stitches lol the cheeky git he is. Luv him sometimes.
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That's awful!
Kaz, I would want you in the trenches with meWell she thought she wa someat special picking on mi little Balders lol
You wouldn't. She'd sacrifice you. She has sacrificed me on three seperate occasions to save her own skinKaz, I would want you in the trenches with me
Oh babe!!@Admin used all the charm in a pub once
"Hey babes would you hold my pint while I go for a shit"
It worked too, I pissed myself laughing
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