Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

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Admin

15 September 2014

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• 8 November 2017

• #51

Pearls said:

I know, you bad man.. Worked though didn't it

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Certainly did.. :devil: xx

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 6 December 2017

• #52

I had a message the other day
"Hi babes, I really want to meet you, you seem nice"
Didn't know him or he didnt know me

 

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Baldrick

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Ossett

• 6 December 2017

• #53

Pearls said:

I had a message the other day
"Hi babes, I really want to meet you, you seem nice"
Didn't know him or he didnt know me

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So......? Did you meet him then or what? Don't just tell us half a tale

B x

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 6 December 2017

• #54

Baldricknkaz said:

So......? Did you meet him then or what? Don't just tell us half a tale

B x

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I was thinking of it

 

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The_Bibas

• 16 December 2017

• #55

True story...
Before I started going out with turkey boy he beckoned me over across the room at a PTA do and said...
If I can make you come with my finger imagine what I can do with my body.....

I raped him a few days later..
XxxBibaxxX

 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 16 December 2017

• #56

That old "Fancy a fuck" has worked twice this week

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #57

debE said:

Are you an elevator? Cause i wanna go down on you....

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Is your father a thief, because he must have stole the stars, and put them in your eyes.

 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 16 December 2017

• #58

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #59

On a scale of 1-10, I wouldn't mind giving you 1.

 

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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 16 December 2017

• #60

"It's ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #61

Nice legs, what time do they open.

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #62

Are you free tonight, or is it going to cost me.

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #63

You are so hot, it is girls like you, that are the cause of global warming.

 

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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 16 December 2017

• #64

"If you were a bogie, I'd pick you."

?

 

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themonk

• 16 December 2017

• #65

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

 

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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 16 December 2017

• #66

“Nice legs, what time do they open?”

 

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.Jophanie.

22 July 2017

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Nottingham

• 16 December 2017

• #67

***cringing at some of these***

 

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Lovernotfighter

3 February 2016

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York

• 16 December 2017

• #68

Get your pulled you've coat, oooppps.

 

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Deleted member 6485

• 16 December 2017

• #69

DiamondJoe said:

"It's ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

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Smoooothx

 

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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 17 December 2017

• #70

debE said:

Smoooothx

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Why isn't there a (vom) emoticon when you need it?

 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015

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• 17 December 2017

• #71

DiamondJoe said:

Why isn't there a (vom) emoticon when you need it?

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Ooof... there is this one;

Code:

Code:

:sick:

 

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DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 17 December 2017

• #72

Lips_Pearls said:

Ooof... there is this one;

Code:

Code:

:sick:

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Cheers... needs more vom?

 

Lips_Pearls

19 March 2015

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• 17 December 2017

• #73

DiamondJoe said:

Cheers... needs more vom?

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lol can add something along the lines of;


but am saying nothing more

 

DiamondJoe

4 July 2017

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Glastonbury

• 17 December 2017

• #74

Lips_Pearls said:

lol can add something along the lines of;
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but am saying nothing more

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That's what I had in mind! Perfik

 

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Pearls

18 July 2015

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• 19 February 2018

• #75

Did you just fart cause you blow me away