Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[Admin]

I know, you bad man.. Worked though didn't it

Certainly did.. :devil: xx

 

[Pearls]

I had a message the other day
"Hi babes, I really want to meet you, you seem nice"
Didn't know him or he didnt know me

 

[Baldrick]

I had a message the other day
"Hi babes, I really want to meet you, you seem nice"
Didn't know him or he didnt know me

So......? Did you meet him then or what? Don't just tell us half a tale

B x

 

[Pearls]

So......? Did you meet him then or what? Don't just tell us half a tale

B x

I was thinking of it

 

[The_Bibas]

True story...
Before I started going out with turkey boy he beckoned me over across the room at a PTA do and said...
If I can make you come with my finger imagine what I can do with my body.....

I raped him a few days later..
XxxBibaxxX

 

[DiamondJoe]

That old "Fancy a fuck" has worked twice this week

 

[themonk]

Are you an elevator? Cause i wanna go down on you....

Is your father a thief, because he must have stole the stars, and put them in your eyes.

 

[DiamondJoe]

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

 

[themonk]

On a scale of 1-10, I wouldn't mind giving you 1.

 

[DiamondJoe]

"It's ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

 

[themonk]

Nice legs, what time do they open.

 

[themonk]

Are you free tonight, or is it going to cost me.

 

[themonk]

You are so hot, it is girls like you, that are the cause of global warming.

 

[DiamondJoe]

"If you were a bogie, I'd pick you."

?

 

[themonk]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

 

[DiamondJoe]

“Nice legs, what time do they open?”

 

[.Jophanie.]

***cringing at some of these***

 

[Lovernotfighter]

Get your pulled you've coat, oooppps.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

"It's ok, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?"

Smoooothx

 

[DiamondJoe]

Smoooothx

Why isn't there a (vom) emoticon when you need it?

 

[Deleted member 120]

Why isn't there a (vom) emoticon when you need it?

Ooof... there is this one;

Code:

:sick:

 

[DiamondJoe]

Ooof... there is this one;

Code:

:sick:

Cheers... needs more vom?

 

[Deleted member 120]

Cheers... needs more vom?

lol can add something along the lines of;
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but am saying nothing more

 

[DiamondJoe]

lol can add something along the lines of;
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but am saying nothing more

That's what I had in mind! Perfik

 

[Pearls]

Did you just fart cause you blow me away