Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

DiamondJoe · 19 February 2018

Lovernotfighter · 20 February 2018

Does accidentally giving the heroine in an erotic story you wrote the same name as someone your interested in playing with count?

DiamondJoe · 20 February 2018

Lovernotfighter said:
Does accidentally giving the heroine in an erotic story you wrote the same name as someone your interested in playing with count?

Deleted member 6127 · 24 February 2018

At a social meal before a club event, one man said “ you’ll be my pudding later” let’s just say he didn’t get his desert. Cxxx

Deleted member 6127 · 24 February 2018

T&C said:
At a social meal before a club event, one man said “ you’ll be my pudding later” let’s just say he didn’t get his desert. Cxxx

He did get his desert nothing :0)) T xxxx

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 · 24 February 2018

My dick just died , would you mind if I buried it in your arse?

Pearls · 24 February 2018

Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?

Pearls · 24 February 2018

That last dance of the evening. People don’t do that anymore.
Back to the 80s thread.

Widel0ad1919 · 24 February 2018

Pearls said:
Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?

No they send a message on tweetybird (awesome code there) saying hey how are you? If they get a positive response they say are you on another app such as kicky (again awesome code) send a graphic picture of there genitals because we all know how much girls ache for a picture of a toadstool in bloom... then drink or smoke or sniff whatever is there poison until they have very little in the way of usual faculties and jump into bed... It's a whole new age!

Pearls · 24 February 2018

Widel0ad1919 said:
No they send a message on tweetybird (awesome code there) saying hey how are you? If they get a positive response they say are you on another app such as kicky (again awesome code) send a graphic picture of there genitals because we all know how much girls ache for a picture of a toadstool in bloom... then drink or smoke or sniff whatever is there poison until they have very little in the way of usual faculties and jump into bed... It's a whole new age!

You never remembered them days then.

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 · 24 February 2018

If I was to go out and say to someone, you look lovely, would you like a drink, would you like a dance. Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home . They would probably tell me to fuck off and they are going to call the police , shit they probably would as well I forget I'm 47 lol

Widel0ad1919 · 24 February 2018

Pearls said:
You never remembered them days then.

Oh i did remember those days... When i was in my early days... But you are treated like you are doing something wrong to be semi innocent in intention now... Like if you are wording things as a gentleman its because you are secretly masking a mass murderers intent! So now to avoid getting stamped as weird people have to just be full of inappropriate banter and porno moves as innocence is apparently a sign of unlawful perversion...

Lips_Pearls · 24 February 2018

Pearls said:
Remember these days.
You look lovely
Would you like a drink
Would you like a dance
Shall we get a bite to eat on our way home.

What happened with pick up lines. Do people remember what asking someone to dance is?

Pearls said:
That last dance of the evening. People don’t do that anymore.
Back to the 80s thread.

Don't we? Omm... Well let me tell you now Missy, some of us do...
So, allow me. Shall we dance?

But after that I want to rip your knickers off with me teeth... xx

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 · 25 February 2018

Let's play barbie I'll be ken and you can be the box I come in.

Vanezza · 25 February 2018

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 said:
Let's play barbie I'll be ken and you can be the box I come in.

Omg I've just cringed

Vxxx

Widel0ad1919 · 25 February 2018

Vanezza said:
Omg I've just cringed

Vxxx

Really with such a "sexy line" I've been sick in my mouth... But ive only had lager so not too bad haha!!!!!

Lovernotfighter · 25 February 2018

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am horny,
An I'm going to make you too.

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 · 25 February 2018

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 · 25 February 2018

wrong thread pmsl , need to go to bed

DiamondJoe · 25 February 2018

Scorpiosdoitbest1970 said:
My dick just died , would you mind if I buried it in your arse?

I'm soooooo gonna use that on someone

Lips_Pearls · 26 February 2018

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Pearls · 5 March 2018

DiamondJoe said:

I want this gif

Pearls · 5 March 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
Do you sleep on your stomach? If not can I?

Sleep on my tummies

Pearls · 13 April 2018

Lips_Pearls said:
Don't we? Omm... Well let me tell you now Missy, some of us do...
So, allow me. Shall we dance?

But after that I want to rip your knickers off with me teeth... xx

I has no knickers left, you've ripped them all

Lips_Pearls · 13 April 2018

Pearls said:
I has no knickers left, you've ripped them all

Yeah this is true. Sorry... xx

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