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Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

30 October 2015
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If I said you had a beautiful body
would you hold it against me

I'll add this to the double entendre thread
 
30 October 2015
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To steal something from Road House

'What do you say you and me get nipple to nipple?'
 

MOTM

18 July 2015
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So I message a new guy this morning, he seemed to be having an issue with doing a PV rare for a guy to refuse may I add.
So I ask is there a problem with doing this?
Him, Would I get to see your legs if I do!
Me, no hun but a PV is required to show you are real.
Him, If I am real then I can show you how I can use my tongue up and down those legs.
me, thankyou but are you going to do a PV and add some media?
Him, No I value my privacy too much.
me, so how can you show me how you use your tongue then?
Him, I don't need this site, deactivate my account.
 

MOTM

9 November 2015
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He could have tried if you were an elevator which button would I have to push to get you to go down .... ....
strange you want to join a site but don’t want to put yourself in the shop window so to speak .....
 

MOTM

18 July 2015
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He could have tried if you were an elevator which button would I have to push to get you to go down .... ....
strange you want to join a site but don’t want to put yourself in the shop window so to speak .....
I think it was a teenager tbh, unusual like I said for a guy to refuse to PV, I've shown him the door though and sent him else where
 

MOTM

9 November 2015
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I think it was a teenager tbh, unusual like I said for a guy to refuse to PV, I've shown him the door though and sent him else where
Gave him a clip round the ear like a naughty boy where did you send him is it any good ...
 

MOTM

18 July 2015
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Gave him a clip round the ear like a naughty boy where did you send him is it any good ...
You wouldn't want to go there unless you want a nice present (an iffy disease when you dip your stick)
 
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