Best And Worst Pick Up Lines

[MP386]

You wouldn't want to go there unless you want a nice present (an iffy disease when you dip your stick)

What’s dipping your stick ... ..you mean you can do that here too ... ....

 

[Pearls]

What’s dipping your stick ... ..you mean you can do that here too ... ....

You can but it may drop off

 

[MP386]

You can but it may drop off

Best be careful what I poke with it then ....

 

[uk2002]

Best be careful what I poke with it then ....

Who, what and where

just saying

 

[Pearls]

Who, what and where

just saying

 

[Pearls]

Wanna chat I'm horny and need to wank
#Impressive

 

[Therapon]

Wanna chat I'm horny and need to wank
#Impressive

I'm not sure that's exactly what I said

 

[Pearls]

I'm not sure that's exactly what I said

Did it work?

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

I'm not sure that's exactly what I said

Did it work?

you two been on the blower again ,dirty peeps you are

 

[Louise1970]

Would you like to share my swing

 

[Pearls]

you two been on the blower again ,dirty peeps you are

Me?
Never

 

[Louise1970]

Can i be your sub and you can dom me anytime

 

[Crezy]

Hi fancy breakfast, shall I call or give you a nudge

 

[Tiger]

I’m a light bulb you turn me on

 

[Louise1970]

Can i show you my linguistics

 

[Louise1970]

Lets get it on

 

[MP386]

My name is Pogo ,would you like to jump on my stick ...,:hmm:

 

[MP386]

If you were a Porsche I’d polish your curves and ride you all over town ...

 

[Pearls]

I think the worst one has to be one liners in a message...
Horny

 

[Therapon]

I really should try a few of these

 

[Pearls]

I really should try a few of these

Think they'll work

 

[Therapon]

Think they'll work

Of course, how could any female resist such charm

 

[Pearls]

Of course, how could any female resist such charm

Keep me posted then

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Keep me posted then

He won't have time - with chat-up lines like that, he'll be beating them off with a shitty stick

 

[Pearls]

He won't have time - with chat-up lines like that, he'll be beating them off with a shitty stick