that’s the shizzle
I tried it once too... never, ever again
Once tried never forgotten
Once tried never forgotten
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No long lasting injuries occured, but i remember once someone mistaking a tube of deep-heat gel for lube.
Results were not pretty
Results were not pretty
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Not an embarrassing injury but nearly ended up at A&E.
G treated me to a little vibrating butt plug quite small, so using some anal lube the numbing stuff (only a little to ease it in) and normal lube we started getting all steamy and I was enjoying it very much until in my eagerness pushed the bloody thing all the way in and up!
Worrying thing was with all the lube we'd used I couldn't get a grip of it! G even tried to no avail. 1 hour later panicking about the A&E trip ( bearing in mind son was asleep upstairs!) G said squat and push it out! So I went upstairs, sat on the toilet and pushed nothing! He said " no squat like you're crapping in a hole in the ground"! Off the toilet I got, squatted and 5 mins later out popped the bugger still vibrating!
It went straight in the bin!
G treated me to a little vibrating butt plug quite small, so using some anal lube the numbing stuff (only a little to ease it in) and normal lube we started getting all steamy and I was enjoying it very much until in my eagerness pushed the bloody thing all the way in and up!
Worrying thing was with all the lube we'd used I couldn't get a grip of it! G even tried to no avail. 1 hour later panicking about the A&E trip ( bearing in mind son was asleep upstairs!) G said squat and push it out! So I went upstairs, sat on the toilet and pushed nothing! He said " no squat like you're crapping in a hole in the ground"! Off the toilet I got, squatted and 5 mins later out popped the bugger still vibrating!
It went straight in the bin!
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Pearls
OmgNot an embarrassing injury but nearly ended up at A&E.
G treated me to a little vibrating butt plug quite small, so using some anal lube the numbing stuff (only a little to ease it in) and normal lube we started getting all steamy and I was enjoying it very much until in my eagerness pushed the bloody thing all the way in and up!
Worrying thing was with all the lube we'd used I couldn't get a grip of it! G even tried to no avail. 1 hour later panicking about the A&E trip ( bearing in mind son was asleep upstairs!) G said squat and push it out! So I went upstairs, sat on the toilet and pushed nothing! He said " no squat like you're crapping in a hole in the ground"! Off the toilet I got, squatted and 5 mins later out popped the bugger still vibrating!
It went straight in the bin!S xxxx have not gone near a butt plug since! lol
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Pearls
I hear yaHence why no anal - things are not supposed to be up there!S xx
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Sorry but that's some funny shit right thereNot an embarrassing injury but nearly ended up at A&E.
G treated me to a little vibrating butt plug quite small, so using some anal lube the numbing stuff (only a little to ease it in) and normal lube we started getting all steamy and I was enjoying it very much until in my eagerness pushed the bloody thing all the way in and up!
Worrying thing was with all the lube we'd used I couldn't get a grip of it! G even tried to no avail. 1 hour later panicking about the A&E trip ( bearing in mind son was asleep upstairs!) G said squat and push it out! So I went upstairs, sat on the toilet and pushed nothing! He said " no squat like you're crapping in a hole in the ground"! Off the toilet I got, squatted and 5 mins later out popped the bugger still vibrating!
It went straight in the bin!S xxxx have not gone near a butt plug since! lol
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Once tried shaving the old boy with an electric shaver and ended up catching a peace of skin in the cutters, panicked and pulled it off still attached to me and cutting ..blood everywhere and me now thinking I’ve lost a bollock. Then had to explain to my mum why the bathroom was like a slaughter house and of course mum wanted to check it was ok
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Having just had the snip and walking a bit like John Wayne went home put on my work clobber, outside lifting a few bags of cement. I hadn’t realised that cement in a recently stitched cut is not good, no idea how cement end up in my pants but it did.
Next day a bit red, swelling carried on and on, getting a bit more red. Next day bollock the size of a cricket ball, infected cut looking like gone off cheese. That’s ok bit of cream and it’ll be ok....nope trip to A&E they had to lance the cut to clean it out, this led to a number of young nursers coming to watch and laugh.
After a few days, weeks worrying if it would work again was able to get back in the saddle...shame couldn’t have kept the bollock size
Next day a bit red, swelling carried on and on, getting a bit more red. Next day bollock the size of a cricket ball, infected cut looking like gone off cheese. That’s ok bit of cream and it’ll be ok....nope trip to A&E they had to lance the cut to clean it out, this led to a number of young nursers coming to watch and laugh.
After a few days, weeks worrying if it would work again was able to get back in the saddle...shame couldn’t have kept the bollock size