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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci
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MOTM
Knowing people who work for Sam Smith's I can honestly say that theirs no piss but I have heard of packets of cigarettes and pack ups falling in vats, even turkeys being slaughtered in one for christmas well apart from the one that escaped and spent the night running around the brewery.
MOTM
I prefer Dorothy Parker...
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. You might as well live.
I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
I hate writing, I love having written.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Ah, yes, and my favourite:
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
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Terryg
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
"To infinity..and beyond".
"To infinity..and beyond".
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"The socialism I believe in is everyone working for each other, everyone having a share of the rewards. It's the way I see football, the way I see life." Bill Shankly.
"Your Honor, years ago I recognized my kinship with all living beings, and I made up my mind then that I was not one bit better than the meanest on earth. I said then, and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; and while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."
Eugene V. Debbs, statement to the court on his sentence for sedition in 1912.
Eugene V. Debs - Wikipedia
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In hell their is a great table filled with fine foods around it sit the damned free to eat as much as they want but only with three foot long chop sticks,
In heaven theirs an indentical table, with identical foods, and indentical chop sticks the only difference in heaven the dinners feed each other.
Author unknown, but it was a favourite of my high schools deputy head.
In heaven theirs an indentical table, with identical foods, and indentical chop sticks the only difference in heaven the dinners feed each other.
Author unknown, but it was a favourite of my high schools deputy head.
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― Steve Martin
― Woody Allen
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― Steve Martin
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa
“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard Feynman
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
― George Bernard Shaw
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
I'm sure I can go on but these tickled me :mwah:
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― Frank Zappa
“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard Feynman
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
― George Bernard Shaw
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
“Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
I'm sure I can go on but these tickled me :mwah:
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I will do my best to find you among the stacksYou can find me in the college library
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstien
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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he holds your hand..
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Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
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"And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them that trespass against us" Jesus of Nazareth (extract from the lord's prayer)
as we forgive them that trespass against us" Jesus of Nazareth (extract from the lord's prayer)
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Not quite on the same vein as the rest of the quotes, but here is a favourite of mine. G
"You've more chance of picking a turd up by the clean end" Abraham (TWD)
"You've more chance of picking a turd up by the clean end" Abraham (TWD)
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