Haha!
Much more fun than Dorothy Parker.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
look. Most often it's a genuine smile back... We don't smile enough .. or express it to others .. a smile is contagious imo 
