Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozenHahahah good work. Maybe the pan is worth the pleasure then?? Hahaha hahaha xx x
in my defence i hadn't got my glasses on at the time but i have to admit i couldn't stop laughing. Mr MuffetSo I'm sure we've all had something go horribly wrong during sex that made you laugh so much you thought you might wee. Cmon don't be shy...tell Auntie Di xx
Our was me and Mr M just about to get jiggy. Mr M reached for the lube and proceeded to lube up the foo foo. I start thinking hmmmmm this feels a bit warm... which quickly went to shit my foo foo is on fire. He'd only gone and lubed me up with ibuleve gel. Once he'd stopped laughing he helped me, little swine. I do not recommend anti inflammatory gel on ones foo foo. Xxxx
Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozen
Noooooo"....Do you wanna build a snow-minge.... come on let's go and play ...." hahahahah
You nutterxx
Don't even try it... You feel like your minge is being frozen
Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx
Hahaha omgBetter than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx
well now you know ... IF he ever makes the same mistake again ... tell him to cover your foofoo in toothpaste!!Oh I AM a helpful bloke!!
Better than burning hahahahaha. Yes you Mr M you were virtually rollover G around the floor while I had my ass up in the air waving it around trying to cool it down. Xxxx
Sorry ... but I just can't help imagining you doing that whilst covered in blue feathers!!!
Don't you start! Lol. The blue feathers thing will not be repeated hahahhah a xxx
Toothpaste is awesome for men, but for women!!! :O
He would have gone mad
Shall I try itHahaha hahahahaha has would have been funny though lol xxx
Shall I try it
A little welsh ninja jumping around with his bits in agony....Yea go on thenYeah go on....but can you video it please hahahah haha xxxxx
i was at a party and a guy decided he,d like an impromto bj from me with a mouth full of neat whiskey he screamed i spat it everywhere laughing while he danced about rubbing his cock safe to say he veered clear of me after that
i did try to swallow but omg to funny sorryI begining to think there are a few people here I might just need to keep clear of.
@legseleven there are no excuses for wasting a good whiskey.
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