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Deleted member 1402
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Deleted member 1402
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Bump-n-Grind
A thirty something fun loving couple
Friendly & chatty
Regular club goers
GSOH ( I think......well hope)
Adventurous (& kinky according to a certain @VoluptuousVixen)
& (Mr Bump) a half decent dance partner ( according to Mrs @meet_the_fockers)
Friendly & chatty
Regular club goers
GSOH ( I think......well hope)
Adventurous (& kinky according to a certain @VoluptuousVixen)
& (Mr Bump) a half decent dance partner ( according to Mrs @meet_the_fockers)
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markfromkent
I am willing to sell myself for a packet of pork scrathings and half a lager - any takers - anyone - please
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Pearls
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markfromkent
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Bump-n-Grind
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peakcouple
Experienced (that's a euphemism for 'we've been at this game for years' i.e. we're old swingers!)
Sociable
Uninhibited
Enthusiastic
Confident
Humorous
Unshockable (well, almost!)
Our bodies have a bit of wear and tear but everything still works well, especially 'down there' and we're naturists; love being nude with others, swingers or vanilla types,
- and finally, we are not 'hardened' - swinging is a delicious game for us, not an obsession.
Sociable
Uninhibited
Enthusiastic
Confident
Humorous
Unshockable (well, almost!)
Our bodies have a bit of wear and tear but everything still works well, especially 'down there' and we're naturists; love being nude with others, swingers or vanilla types,
- and finally, we are not 'hardened' - swinging is a delicious game for us, not an obsession.
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MickeyBlueBalls
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Pearls
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Deleted member 1030
1970s vintage, retro-styled. Perfect for cocktail parties, fancy dress etc. Runs perfectly well on most alcohol. Clothes may, from time to time, fall off and parts may get swollen or moist easily - as expected from a classic of this pedigree.
All offers considered but must have positive feedback.
All offers considered but must have positive feedback.
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Deleted member 2610
'Quiet, shy gentleman. Likes outdoor adventure...; bit of a gym rat; connoisseur of Lycra clad ladies; other qualities....that's s trade secrets' x :0))
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MickeyBlueBalls
No MOT - what do you want for a bag of chips and a pint? Recently serviced, pistons slightly worn but in good shape, o ring fully intact and runs great in a morning.Any service history? Recent MOT?
MOTM
sell myself this isn't something I do well but here we
1. I can sew
2. I cook
3. I bake
4. I can ummmmmm
Yup I have run out of selling myselfiness powers now
1. I can sew
2. I cook
3. I bake
4. I can ummmmmm
Yup I have run out of selling myselfiness powers now
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MickeyBlueBalls
Cough, cough. I'd say more like near non existent halo. A very nice pair of horns though!Well don't want to tarnish my near perfect halo @meet_the_fockers
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louise1970
Cough, cough. I'd say more like near non existent halo. A very nice pair of horns though!
lmao nice to share my media didn't see any horns in then thoughCough, cough. I'd say more like near non existent halo. A very nice pair of horns though!
Friendly, gsoh, crazy or as some say mad as a hatter ,spontaneous a few lumps and bumps but easy to maintain 
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peakcouple
Friendly, gsoh, crazy or as some say mad as a hatter ,spontaneous a few lumps and bumps but easy to maintain
That last one is a great selling point for many men!
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MickeyBlueBalls
Ok so seriously...
Smooth, suave, sophisticated, an eye for beautiful ladies. Knows how to handle his weapon. Aston Martin driver and know how to dress.
I'm none of the above - Damn you James Bond!
Rough n ready gentleman. Chiselled features - just not quite finished yet as I still resemble a boulder . Have an eye for all ladies and unlike Bond I respect them - I at least wait until after breakfast before I piss off. I made the original map on how to find a ladies g spot and certainly know how to apply that knowledge. I like conversation and a flirt. I also like to listen. Otherwise I'm fairly marvellous! Or not.
Smooth, suave, sophisticated, an eye for beautiful ladies. Knows how to handle his weapon. Aston Martin driver and know how to dress.
I'm none of the above - Damn you James Bond!
Rough n ready gentleman. Chiselled features - just not quite finished yet as I still resemble a boulder . Have an eye for all ladies and unlike Bond I respect them - I at least wait until after breakfast before I piss off. I made the original map on how to find a ladies g spot and certainly know how to apply that knowledge. I like conversation and a flirt. I also like to listen. Otherwise I'm fairly marvellous! Or not.
Just spat my coffee everywhere you muppets!Quiet, shy first timers, new to the science & never attended a club. Seek experienced couples to help is along
said with love of course
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Bump-n-Grind
I did amend it laterJust spat my coffee everywhere you muppets!
