I have no words.Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
You go down there and there's iccles
As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit.x
English for iccles is ?Okay okay... so let's get some honesty there.
You go down there and there's iccles
As with Very British Problems; do you say something and stop play? Or crack on and lick n spit.x
Ooo pubes you meanIccles bits of fluff n stuffxx
No not quite...Ooo pubes you mean
Simple wet wipesNo not quite...bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens x
I do it all the timeYou are excited and accidentally let 'one go' - do you apologise and recognise you just farted during play, or just crack on like nothing happened?x
Iccles bits of fluff n stuffxx
HahahahaErmm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around.
B x
Ermm pull out the lint roller and have a little clean around.
B x
Stop telling our secrets.You didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again
Mind you, I've had many an ultimate blowjob with me socks onYou didn't shower properly and realise you have bits of sock in your toes.... carry on and hope no-one sees? Or scrub again
OMGNo not quite...bits of you know, tissues n stuff. The type of thing no one wants to accept nor discuss that happens x
SEE!!OMG
And yes nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of loo roll. I'm afraid it would be a hasty retreat back up North for me .
B x
Hey two for one swill and drySEE!!I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! x
Yea but you stay thereSEE!!I am not alone... holy shit, who wants to go for a swim and get a mouthful of fekin Andrex like! x
You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass?
You play with a toy and you know, it's got 'bits' on it..... Ignore & enjoy the moment or pass?
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