Ultimate Turn Offs

[meet_the_fockers]

I didn't say people have to like me and the majority would never want to play with me or us as a couple but, I did answer the OP's question and answered it honestly, hopefully without offending anyone because we should all accept that not everyone likes what we like or how we are

I do actually find your post quite offensive. Yes you answered the original post.. guess tact and diplomacy, aren't one of your strong points...
Granted we all certainly do not like the same. Hallelujah.. to that!!!

 

[Therapon]

Hygeine has to be at the top of my list. We all have out own likes/dislikes so yes I guess I am fussy but also I'd like to think myself tolerant.

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

I'm fat with a wonky moustache, a grey faded beard, BO. I'm egotistical, far too important to be God's gift and smell like a Cathedral City factory. Form an orderly queue ladies and gents!

 

[MickeyBlueBalls]

Oh an I thought of another turn off - bum waft! Lol

 

[meet_the_fockers]

tact and diplomacy may not be my high points but honesty is

We are honest on here and i call a spade a spade.. but.. we have some members here, whom perhaps arent as confident as some.. and perhaps havent been around the block..
I am here for the good of the users.. and the site.. and i try to keep it the pleasant place that it is, with pleasant members.. and such like..
We strive to keep it this way.. and will not see it go down the route of other, say less moderated sites..
Please be mindful when posting in future.
Thanks x

 

[Pearls]

Isn't it a horrible word.. Obese, who ever thought of it must have been an asshole

 

[MrTrilB]

Wait wait wait hang on a in, you like watersports but nothing sexual?????

is it a turn on? do you feel submissive to the person you are being peed on by? or do you do the peeing and just feel empowered by peeing on someone?


im losted

 

[Therapon]

Isn't it a horrible word.. Obese, who ever thought of it must have been an asshole

And nearly always used in the wrong context, it means you have too much body fat, NOT that you are overweight

 

[MrTrilB]

Obesity is a medical condition, it is not being large, carrying a few extra pounds, being curvy or cuddly, being a size 14, 16, 18, 20 etc is not being obese it is being average, obese people are those whose health is at risk because of their size, some morbidly obese where their very life is at risk, I am not turned on by these people and am in fact turned off by them but please do not change the meaning of what I have written, I did not use any other description because none of the other descriptive words apply, I don't find curvy or cuddly women a turn off, I will only use the term BBW if a woman is beautiful and big, funny how calling people skinny rather than slim is accepted, but never say someone is overweight if you want to be accepted.

I am sorry I offended you and will ensure I never do that in future by closing our account forthwith.

Wait your closing your account because you upset someone on the internet and now are leaving the scene in order to stop doing that again?

if i did that i would never be on the internet again

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Wait wait wait hang on a in, you like watersports but nothing sexual?????

is it a turn on? do you feel submissive to the person you are being peed on by? or do you do the peeing and just feel empowered by peeing on someone?


im losted

Hello you. X

 

[MrTrilB]

Mr TrilB I think you need to read my post again - it was a joke, perhaps not a good one but a joke all the same

Well that makes more sense. I love to pee on people when they ask me to. It is a lovely feeling to give those i play with the pleasure they desire.

Though i am a big ol hoe

 

[MrTrilB]

We are not leaving the scene, simply leaving the site, I have no desire to offend anyone and feel that having done so it is the proper course of action, a resignation so to speak, there are many sites, most of which we are already members of so it is no "big deal" for us and better that than risk upsetting so many on here as the comments seem to imply I have done, but I used the word obese so as not to confuse my turn offs with larger people, cuddly people, curvy people etc, it appears that did not work.

But you have to understand no mater where you are be it here, another site, a club or in the street your comments or actions will not be to everyone's liking.

I am in a poly relationship, a member of the fet community and beat both my wife and girlfriend regularly. This will upset many people.

The sheer fact that i am poly and dont play as a couple with my wife upsets many as i'm a single guy who is not single.

I also have no filter and have ADHD so that in itself means i am bound to come out with shit that dont sit well with others.

But what you do is say yo i'm sorry, lets have a fuck and a drink and get over it.

The joy of the swing scene sex can fix all

 

[meet_the_fockers]

We are not leaving the scene, simply leaving the site, I have no desire to offend anyone and feel that having done so it is the proper course of action, a resignation so to speak, there are many sites, most of which we are already members of so it is no "big deal" for us and better that than risk upsetting so many on here as the comments seem to imply I have done, but I used the word obese so as not to confuse my turn offs with larger people, cuddly people, curvy people etc, it appears that did not work.

You are of course free to do as you choose. You stated its your opinion
We of course where in turn.. stating ours
Good Luck. X.

 

[Pearls]

Everyone has an opinion the same as @JednSasha no one is going to like everyone for what they say, I say lots of shit and get in trouble for it, its life x

 

[Admin]

We are not leaving the scene, simply leaving the site, I have no desire to offend anyone and feel that having done so it is the proper course of action, a resignation so to speak, there are many sites, most of which we are already members of so it is no "big deal" for us and better that than risk upsetting so many on here as the comments seem to imply I have done, but I used the word obese so as not to confuse my turn offs with larger people, cuddly people, curvy people etc, it appears that did not work.

First things first...

1st. Bad Hygiene
1st. Transvestites (sorry I know each to their own and all that but it turns me off)
1st. Personality (too loud mostly)
1st. Pushy people
1st. Obesity

This is actually offensive towards certain people - you even apologised for it yourself.
However that said, it is your opinion > of which you are entitled to share, providing it doesn't break our rules, which it did not.
With that, some people have disagreed with your opinion > again they are entitled to do so. People are entitled to disagree with you.
If commenting and posting opinions which are (let's face it) quite strong, you should be prepared for that, just as people should be prepared to allow you to voice yours.

Seeking to leave a site, as @MrTrilB said - "because you upset someone on the internet"

Wait your closing your account because you upset someone on the internet and now are leaving the scene in order to stop doing that again?

if i did that i would never be on the internet again

Is a knee jerk reaction.
Fact is, we all won't get along or agree with everyone else's opinions. It's life.
We may not all like each other.. That too is life.
We go to work and work with colleagues we may/may not like - life..
We have fun on swinging sites and don't always get along with everyone else.. life..

People are entitled to disagree with your opinion, just as you are entitled to share it.
You are entitled to disagree with other people's opinions, just as they are entitled to share it.

 

[MrTrilB]

First things first...


This is actually offensive towards certain people - you even apologised for it yourself.
However that said, it is your opinion > of which you are entitled to share, providing it doesn't break our rules, which it did not.
With that, some people have disagreed with your opinion > again they are entitled to do so. People are entitled to disagree with you.
If commenting and posting opinions which are (let's face it) quite strong, you should be prepared for that, just as people should be prepared to allow you to voice yours.

Seeking to leave a site, as @MrTrilB said - "because you upset someone on the internet"

Is a knee jerk reaction.
Fact is, we all won't get along or agree with everyone else's opinions. It's life.
We may not all like each other.. That too is life.
We go to work and work with colleagues - life..
We have fun on swinging sites and don't always get along with everyone else.. life..

People are entitled to disagree with your opinion, just as you are entitled to share it.
You are entitled to disagree with other people's opinions, just as they are entitled to share it.

I like rusty Spoons

 

[Pearls]

Pearls your last paragraph resonated so much with me, I have never been and will never be ageist weightest racist or any other ist, I love women and have had fabulous fun with the most surprising people, cos at the end of the day everyone deserves a little loving , and no I don't have a huge ego I am just a big old horny bugger lol

Too true hun x

 

[Pearls]

I like rusty Spoons

You tit

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I like rusty Spoons

Give over

 

[XX]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

[XX]

Doh, thought this was the favourite lyrics thread

 

[MrTrilB]

 

[Admin]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

Doh, thought this was the favourite lyrics thread

We all like different things

 

[XX]

We all like different things

Ain't that the truth.

Makes life a lot more interesting too.

 

[meet_the_fockers]

FFS!!