NaughtyI was dragged to a school reunion a few years back by an old friend and it was pretty much as I feared; full of people who had learned nothing and forgotten nothing.
So the stock question is: What's yr job?
Only I got bored with this and started going from group to group telling bigger and bigger lies... "Oh, I'm just back from piloting oil tankers round the Med," to "I design banknotes for the Bank of England. On yr tenner there, see that squiggle? That's me," to "Can't talk about it. Very hush hush."
Bunch of dullards.
No-one was paying any attention so it didn't matter.Naughty
A few years ago i gave a bloke i knew from my local pub a job. Whist we drank in the same pub we did not move in the same social groups. He came to me 1 day at work and told me that he had been making things up about how i was at work and all his mates now think i am a right bastard to my workforce. He said it started small but the more they asked him the bigger the lies got. Never did put them right just let the fools take it all in.I was dragged to a school reunion a few years back by an old friend and it was pretty much as I feared; full of people who had learned nothing and forgotten nothing.
So the stock question is: What's yr job?
Only I got bored with this and started going from group to group telling bigger and bigger lies... "Oh, I'm just back from piloting oil tankers round the Med," to "I design banknotes for the Bank of England. On yr tenner there, see that squiggle? That's me," to "Can't talk about it. Very hush hush."
Bunch of dullards.
Been told off by the wife for saying i am am unemployed, i start my new job in Salford on the 13th so not actually unemployed, However i do also have to do this daft degree stuff as a part of the job specUnemployed for now (soon to be a student) Do i really wanna start all this college work again ffs. No
Been told off by the wife for saying i am am unemployed
Yep the carpets are all clean again - Dont be telling her she is right you will make her worseShe is correct, have finished hoovering yet
I'm not even in the right thread...I had a proper rant about something yesterday and I've completely forgotten what it was...
....againI'm not even in the right thread...
*wanders off muttering to himself...*
Ooo has she tried the palma violet gin yet[/QUOTE]. This seems to involve drinking gin :hmm:.
B x
I'm a Theoretical Physisist attempting to repair the fractured electrical output of machinations using unconventional measures..............
............ Oh alright I fix Welding Machines
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