What's You Favourite Christmas Treat ?

[zebo]

Im partial too a few nuts

I'll swap you some chocolate brazils for some twiglets

 

[meet_the_fockers]

I'll swap you some chocolate brazils for some twiglets

Have you sucked the chocolate off?

 

[zebo]

@zebo it seemed like such a good idea when I bought them with my blt earlier.

@Curious . . . .and now we are talking about chocolate too

 

[zebo]

Have you sucked the chocolate off?

Bugger . . . . how did you know !

 

[Admin]

This thread has become a real tease.

I'm hungry, stuck on a train, and the only food I have on me is...

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I'm hungry too and a little one off me - cheers!

 

[Curious]

Im partial too a few nuts

I'd prefer mine a little bigger...

 

[Curious]

@Curious . . . .and now we are talking about chocolate too



 

[zebo]

I'd prefer mine a little bigger...

@Curious . . . thats a pathetic excuse for a nut ! you need a decent size nut to roll around your mouth and suck

 

[Curious]

@Curious . . . thats a pathetic excuse for a nut ! you need a decent size nut to roll around your mouth and suck

Something a little more filling?

 

[Curious]

Oh bottoms...

Now the bags split and and I'm spilling seeds allover the place

 

[Admin]

I'm spilling seeds allover the place

You sure you want to say that on this site? x

 

[zebo]

Something a little more filling?

you read my mind !

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Bugger . . . . how did you know !

They are wet you dirty shit

 

[Curious]

you read my mind !

Well it wasn't hard

 

[zebo]

They are wet you dirty shit

well your twiglets are soggy too !!

 

[zebo]

Well it wasn't hard

are we still talking about my mind ??

 

[meet_the_fockers]

well your twiglets are soggy too !!

No they are not!@@

 

[zebo]

No they are not!@@

@meet_the_fockers They are supposed to be firm and erect, yours are droopy ! ( yes we are still talking about twiglets )

 

[Curious]

are we still talking about my mind ??

And whatever else would we be talking about?

 

[meet_the_fockers]

@meet_the_fockers They are supposed to be firm and erect, yours are droopy ! ( yes we are still talking about twiglets )

Theyll be up your arse in a minute if you dont give over... sideways!@

 

[meet_the_fockers]

Anyway ill leave you too talk about your nuts with miss curious

 

[zebo]

Theyll be up your arse in a minute if you dont give over... sideways!@

I wondered why your twiglets had more of those little brown bits on !! anal twiglets . . . sounds painful

 

[zebo]

And whatever else would we be talking about?

arteries, times, luck, cheese . . . i'm sure there are more risque ones, but i'm trying to play nice

 

[Deleted member 1030]

When I woke up this morning, I didn't imagine that I would come across the phrase "anal twiglets".

 

[Admin]

When I woke up this morning, I didn't imagine that I would come across the phrase "anal twiglets".

Haha nor me! Sweet Jesus...