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Thats how i ended up here you know.. i was only surfing for a bloody swing set!!
Thats how i ended up here you know.. i was only surfing for a bloody swing set!!When you're looking in the argos index for something and you go "what, you're selling what now" because you see the listing 'swing sets - 1264'
And running out of excuses,You have more "friends" coming around to yours than anyone else in the street!
True!!And running out of excuses,
Now where is that lil aunt Fanny.True!!
You know you're a swinger when;
Your family all of a sudden gets hugely extended.
When someone says they're calling over you clean the sheets and toys
Just to clarify that my reply was ' I met this gorgeous lady in a pub in North Wales having just come down from a trek in the mountains. She had been visiting family near by and we got chatting...'When your sat in the bar on a date and a group of drunk men say " there talking to each other so obviously there not married" then they ask how did you two meetthen there is this awkward moment of silence !!!! And your date says " I found her up a mountain " really was that the best reply
??Ive owned one for a few years now but it was handmade by a fellow swinger for me who just happens to be a jeweller
Soooo true! Gets mental here sometimes! Sheesh...Always washing guest towels and bedding
Towels bloody towels, always on the line they areSoooo true! Gets mental here sometimes! Sheesh...xx
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You know your into swinging when you kids ask what the hook in the bedroom ceiling is for
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You know your into swinging when you kids ask what the hook in the bedroom ceiling is for
Oi when did you sneak into my bedroom :hmm:
This is true!You have seen your friends naked before you ever met them in person
Yes I remember and stockingsThis is true!
You know you're a swinger when you quite often find someone else's knickers in your wife's underwear drawer..
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