You know you're a swinger, when....

[meet_the_fockers]

When you're looking in the argos index for something and you go "what, you're selling what now" because you see the listing 'swing sets - 1264'

Thats how i ended up here you know.. i was only surfing for a bloody swing set!!

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You have more "friends" coming around to yours than anyone else in the street!

 

[Pearls]

You have more "friends" coming around to yours than anyone else in the street!

And running out of excuses,

 

[Lips_Pearls]

And running out of excuses,

True!!

You know you're a swinger when;
Your family all of a sudden gets hugely extended.
When someone says they're calling over you clean the sheets and toys

 

[meet_the_fockers]

True!!

You know you're a swinger when;
Your family all of a sudden gets hugely extended.
When someone says they're calling over you clean the sheets and toys

Now where is that lil aunt Fanny.

 

[Deleted member 2610]

When your sat in the bar on a date and a group of drunk men say " there talking to each other so obviously there not married" then they ask how did you two meet then there is this awkward moment of silence !!!! And your date says " I found her up a mountain " really was that the best reply

Just to clarify that my reply was ' I met this gorgeous lady in a pub in North Wales having just come down from a trek in the mountains. She had been visiting family near by and we got chatting...'
Their reply was 'Hell your punching above your weight and which time Miss Annie nearly choked on her drink..'
ps I sure am mwah cariad xxxx :0))

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You know you're a swinger when you're in your car, it's hot and sunny, you drive past some hottie in a skirt and vest and you both rubberneck

 

[The-Gent]

Lol

 

[The-Gent]

Ive owned one for a few years now but it was handmade by a fellow swinger for me who just happens to be a jeweller

??

 

[fizzers]

When you wake up next morning in a strange bed lying on crisps

 

[Pearls]

Always washing guest towels and bedding

 

[Admin]

Always washing guest towels and bedding

Soooo true! Gets mental here sometimes! Sheesh... xx

 

[Pearls]

Soooo true! Gets mental here sometimes! Sheesh... xx

Towels bloody towels, always on the line they are

 

[Lace]

The local salon are wondering why you wax everything on a regular basis and not every three months as you should.

 

[Pearls]

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You know your into swinging when you kids ask what the hook in the bedroom ceiling is for

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

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You know your into swinging when you kids ask what the hook in the bedroom ceiling is for

Oi when did you sneak into my bedroom :hmm:

 

[StokeChoke]

Oi when did you sneak into my bedroom :hmm:

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You know you're a swinger when - even though madly in love and been married for ages, you both can't wait to pull again next!
x

 

[DiamondJoe]

...when you correct your boss about the actual meaning of 'feltching'

 

[DiamondJoe]

...you panic when you lose your digital camera

 

[DiamondJoe]

You have seen your friends naked before you ever met them in person

 

[Lips_Pearls]

You have seen your friends naked before you ever met them in person

This is true!

You know you're a swinger when you quite often find someone else's knickers in your wife's underwear drawer..

 

[Pearls]

This is true!

You know you're a swinger when you quite often find someone else's knickers in your wife's underwear drawer..

Yes I remember and stockings

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Yes I remember and stockings

Yes those too darling xx

 

[Pearls]

Yes those too darling xx

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