The way/way not to introduce yourself in a message

[Pearls]

Just joking honest

xx

 

[Lips_Pearls]

"Hey"
Yeah, that's what horses eat.
"What do you do for a living..."
Erm, not gonna go there.
Seriously peeps, if new and unsure, do not ask what people do for a living etc. Definitely TMI.

 

[Deleted member 9631]

My name is Max,
And I love all women of the the world,
If you understand what I saying,
Hmmmm,
Take my hand,
Let me take you to love land,
Let me show you how sweet it could be,
Making love with me.


I find this usually makes them drop there knickers
.xx

 

[Miss-Sexy-Legs]

My name is Max,
And I love all women of the the world,
If you understand what I saying,
Hmmmm,
Take my hand,
Let me take you to love land,
Let me show you how sweet it could be,
Making love with me.


I find this usually makes them drop there knickers
.xx

Is that into the washer after the pmsl,s

 

[Sammy]

Hey love your media
Love a good cow
Looks like you need milking
Sx

 

[Sammy]

Hey love your media
Love a good cow
Looks like you need milking
Sx

@debE lol you cringed me
I didn't actually say it
I cringed when I got the message
Sx

 

[Deleted member 9631]

Is that into the washer after the pmsl,s

As long as they are off.xx

 

[Deleted member 6485]

@debE lol you cringed me
I didn't actually say it
I cringed when I got the message
Sx

Was cringing at the fact somebody would actually say that in the first place xx

 

[Vanezza]

My name is Max,
And I love all women of the the world,
If you understand what I saying,
Hmmmm,
Take my hand,
Let me take you to love land,
Let me show you how sweet it could be,
Making love with me.


I find this usually makes them drop there knickers
.xx

Nix dropped

Vxxx

 

[Deleted member 9631]

Nix dropped

Vxxx

I knew it would work. On my way.xx

 

[Vanezza]

Hey love your media
Love a good cow
Looks like you need milking
Sx

Vxxx

 

[Baldrick]

Hey love your media
Love a good cow
Looks like you need milking
Sx

What kind of moron says things like this? Some dipsticks need a right good kick in the nuts!

B x

 

[Lips_Pearls]

What kind of moron says things like this? Some dipsticks need a right good kick in the nuts!

B x

True, but I do believe he is long gone now. I may be mistaken though, but am pretty sure he is.

 

[Deleted member 6485]

Hello. Let me get you wet as f***.
You pure filth?

 

[Lips_Pearls]

Hello. Let me get you wet as f***.
You pure filth?

Same guy we just blocked? Total knob if so x

 

[Deleted member 3657]

The way to introduce yourself first and foremost is to choose a name that doesn't make you look a twat from the first minute. The latest I've seen is a guy who's chosen a name that boasts his bank balance and cock. Not a good start.

 

[Vanezza]

The way to introduce yourself first and foremost is to choose a name that doesn't make you look a twat from the first minute. The latest I've seen is a guy who's chosen a name that boasts his bank balance and cock. Not a good start.

I saw that one and thought what a plonk

Vxxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

https://socialswinging.com/threads/a-welcoming-community.4067/

 

[Pearls]

Hey
Wot u in 2

 

[Deleted member 9631]

Hey
Wot u in 2

Wot u in 2?
You in to
Banning his/her silly arse?

 

[Pearls]

Wot u in 2?

Banning his/her silly arse?

I'm a very nice person

 

[Vanezza]

Big dick here

Says it all lol

N xxx

 

[Deleted member 1030]

Hey
Wot u in 2

You could have said "Cookery"

 

[Pearls]

You could have said "Cookery"

I said I was a nice person

 

[Pearls]

What about how to introduce yourself in a message?