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The way/way not to introduce yourself in a message

19 March 2015
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"Hey"
Yeah, that's what horses eat.
"What do you do for a living..."
Erm, not gonna go there.
Seriously peeps, if new and unsure, do not ask what people do for a living etc. Definitely TMI.
 
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My name is Max,
And I love all women of the the world,
If you understand what I saying,
Hmmmm,
Take my hand,
Let me take you to love land,
Let me show you how sweet it could be,
Making love with me.


I find this usually makes them drop there knickers
.xx
 
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24 November 2015
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Is that into the washer after the pmsl,s
 

Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
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Nix dropped

Vxxx
 
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The way to introduce yourself first and foremost is to choose a name that doesn't make you look a twat from the first minute. The latest I've seen is a guy who's chosen a name that boasts his bank balance and cock. Not a good start.
 

Vanezza

Stud Muffin
11 May 2017
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The way to introduce yourself first and foremost is to choose a name that doesn't make you look a twat from the first minute. The latest I've seen is a guy who's chosen a name that boasts his bank balance and cock. Not a good start.

I saw that one and thought what a plonk

Vxxx
 
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