Bits of loo roll ffs come on folks. If you have bits of anything then its game over. How can you carry on and relax thinking is it dry / wet is it water or piss or even worse. Naaaa go to the pub and move on
Just a tad aye!Bits of loo roll ffs come on folks. If you have bits of anything then its game over. How can you carry on and relax thinking is it dry / wet is it water or piss or even worse. Naaaa go to the pub and move on
Like the mole on whatsits face in that filmNanny McPhee
That's it! It's a Nanny McPhee Moment
Oh myHave to say when guys pull their boxers off and they have boxers fluff hidden by their foreskin bleurgh
Or the guys who have peed several times in a night and no courtesy given to wet wipe or give it a quick wash.. stale pee is not nice and blow jobs will halt immediately if i can smell it before i even get my lips on it
Tissue issue is a pain if you shave but I always go to the bathroom before anything happens to freshen up even if im on a night owl and no its imminient then out come the travel size pack of baby wipes haha!
Have to say when guys pull their boxers off and they have boxers fluff hidden by their foreskin bleurgh
Or the guys who have peed several times in a night and no courtesy given to wet wipe or give it a quick wash.. stale pee is not nice and blow jobs will halt immediately if i can smell it before i even get my lips on it
I cannot believe people can be so grubby as you describe.
Advert, even at a party I have a quick wash before returning to the play.
Just to note; there’s always plenty of bathing going on here. Or showering... multiple
Absolutely! Throw in a sponge, plenty of soapy shower creme - lather up, let’s go!Haha see the best thing to do is just both jump in the shower together.. jobs a good un
Absolutely! Throw in a sponge, plenty of soapy shower creme - lather up, let’s go!
Boxers fluff.
Tis true though boxers fluff is a pain (especially if wearing a new pair).
I must admit I always give the little fella an inspection if I suspect he might be getting some action. It's only polite to have him immaculately clean as I would expect the lady to show me the same courtesy.
Nobody wants that smell (or taste) of wee.
B x
Oh now that did make me wince a littleI got some in my mouth once and went green immediately.. one way to kill the moment haha
What about fluffy belly buttons and fluffy feetOh now that did make me wince a little
It’s the fluff dirt thing going onx
What about fluffy belly buttons and fluffy feet
You like fluffy thingies thenI'm really not quite sure what to make of this. Are we discussing koala bears or something
You like fluffy thingies then
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