Here goes... Coronavirus.

[Pearls]

??I know most of us are following these guidelines..some making massive sacrifices??and what the fuck are the select few doing? Absolutely shite makes my blood boil???

They just said on radio 2. If you can’t stay at home then it’s deeply selfish. I hope all these muppets get fines ??

 

[Pearls]

The first Covid-19 patient to be put on the new Dyson ventilator is already showing signs of picking up.

Fantastic news ?

 

[Dangerous690]

They just said on radio 2. If you can’t stay at home then it’s deeply selfish. I hope all these muppets get fines ??

Lock them up when this pandemic is beat??‍??‍Take their details and swab then for dna and get back to them later,when is back to normal????

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

Fantastic news ?

I'm not sure if you got the joke lol

 

[Dangerous690]

I'm not sure if you got the joke lol

I’m ranting lol must have?

 

[Dangerous690]

I'm not sure if you got the joke lol

Vacuum and picking up???

 

[Pearls]

I'm not sure if you got the joke lol

Probably not, I’m multi tasking here, working, making rainbows with a twelve yr old. The two don’t mix well So what I miss?

 

[Colin]

So what I miss?

I missed it to lol.. Dyson hoover picking up

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

I missed it to lol.. Dyson hoover picking up

Sorry to be a pedant, Dyson and Hoover are two different brands lol

 

[testaboo]

The first Covid-19 patient to be put on the new Dyson ventilator is already showing signs of picking up.

BOOM BOOM!

 

[Pearls]

Sorry to be a pedant, Dyson and Hoover are two different brands lol

And I’m usually on the ball

 

[Dangerous690]

And I’m usually on the ball

I’m not???

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

 

[Colin]

Now comes in big bottles lol

 

[Lips_Pearls]

 

[testaboo]

In terms of time, we are 2 weeks behind Italy and their cases is starting to slow down, but in terms of case numbers, we are 4-5 days behind them. It looks like our case rate will be a lot higher than Italy's

 

[Callie]

In terms of time, we are 2 weeks behind Italy and their cases is starting to slow down, but in terms of case numbers, we are 4-5 days behind them. It looks like our case rate will be a lot higher than Italy's

And we arent testing everyone

 

[testaboo]

And we arent testing everyone

And those who die at home aren't counted

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

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Funny that as one of my chat up lines is "does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[testaboo]

Welp, it looks like I'm in the 5% that isn't covered by the financial aid announced yesterday, and my revenue this month is approx 20% of what it should have been. I'm expecting that to drop even further as the death toll rises and people realise they should not be in holiday mode.

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

Funny that as one of my chat up lines is "does this hanky smell like chloroform to you?"

But usually they reply "no, it smells like cum"
"Fuck, wrong hanky".....??‍

 

[Kwaka_Rider]

The only ones who will make money out of this are the supermarkets and undertakers.

 

[Pearls]

The only ones who will make money out of this are the supermarkets and undertakers.

cam girls ain’t doing too bad

 

[Lips_Pearls]

In terms of time, we are 2 weeks behind Italy and their cases is starting to slow down, but in terms of case numbers, we are 4-5 days behind them. It looks like our case rate will be a lot higher than Italy's

Italy have it really bad. Spain is sadly worse. The scary thing is, it’s not peaked in either of the two countries. It’s coming at us, but I hope that our actions, will have saved lives and will help in the dampening of spread. X

 

[Kwaka_Rider]