Size does not matter

[Pearls]

It’s not that funny ... I remember all that grief .....

I’ve been pissing myself here reading the grief ???

 

[Pearls]

Ok I won’t say another word, not a sausage

 

[Skippy01]

She sounded lovely ?.Do you know if she enjoyed her concert? X

 

[Pearls]

She sounded lovely ?.Do you know if she enjoyed her concert? X

Don’t go there ????

 

[MP386]

I’ve been pissing myself here reading the grief ???

Ok I won’t say another word, not a sausage

She was a piece of work ..... still we sorted it out at my social ......... I think ?

 

[MP386]

She sounded lovely ?.Do you know if she enjoyed her concert? X

No idea I was otherwise occupied that night ?

 

[Pearls]

She was a piece of work ..... still we sorted it out at my social ......... I think ?

You didn’t bury her under the patio in the beer garden

 

[MP386]

You didn’t bury her under the patio in the beer garden

...... ?

 

[MP386]

You didn’t bury her under the patio in the beer garden

No idea why she left thought we got on like a house on fire ?....

 

[SteveandDebs]

Like I said at the time @MP386, you should have took one for the team!

 

[MP386]

Like I said at the time @MP386, you should have took one for the team!

It did cross my mind ?

 

[Guru G]

Fuck me only read the first 2 comments and she seems like a right weirdo

 

[Pearls]

Fuck me only read the first 2 comments and she seems like a right weirdo

She loved Mp ?

 

[Skippy01]

Fuck me only read the first 2 comments and she seems like a right weirdo

Bet you wouldn't be saying that if she was a size 8 x

 

[Guru G]

She loved Mp ?

He was defo messaging her constantly

 

[Guru G]

Bet you wouldn't be saying that if she was a size 8 x

 

[DandDforfun]

No idea I was otherwise occupied that night ?

Yes, you did seem to have a handful that night ??

 

[MP386]

Yes, you did seem to have a handful that night ??

More than a handful l.....it was like the best Christmas ever ..... certainly a night I will always remember.... ???

 

[MP386]

She loved Mp ?

Can you blame her ... what’s not to love

 

[MP386]

Bet you wouldn't be saying that if she was a size 8 x

Size was one of her hang ups .... to me size has never been an issue ,it’s the person inside the package,if that makes sense ?

 

[MP386]

 

[Skippy01]

Size was one of her hang ups .... to me size has never been an issue ,it’s the person inside the package,if that makes sense ?

I understand it,I just don't believe it ?.Take away personality and talking etc,for 1 second.Who are you picking?
The slender size10,perky tits,tight arse,silky smooth hair.Looks good in a bin bag.Or the size 16.Rolls you could get lost in,stretch marks with make up a map of the uk,tits that sleep under your armpit when you're on your back thinder thighs galore? .And I don't mean for sex.If they both asked you out on a date in public,at the same time.Who would you choose? X

 

[MP386]

I understand it,I just don't believe it ?.Take away personality and talking etc,for 1 second.Who are you picking?
The slender size10,perky tits,tight arse,silky smooth hair.Looks good in a bin bag.Or the size 16.Rolls you could get lost in,stretch marks with make up a map of the uk,tits that sleep under your armpit when you're on your back thinder thighs galore? .And I don't mean for sex.If they both asked you out on a date in public,at the same time.Who would you choose? X

Threesome ?

 

[Skippy01]

Threesome ?

That's not an answer lol That's a copout .We both know who you're picking MP ? x

 

[MP386]

I understand it,I just don't believe it ?.Take away personality and talking etc,for 1 second.Who are you picking?
The slender size10,perky tits,tight arse,silky smooth hair.Looks good in a bin bag.Or the size 16.Rolls you could get lost in,stretch marks with make up a map of the uk,tits that sleep under your armpit when you're on your back thinder thighs galore? .And I don't mean for sex.If they both asked you out on a date in public,at the same time.Who would you choose? X

What is it with women and impossible questions to answer ???
Being asked on a date by 2 ladies at the same time ..... I’d be off to the lottery shop because my luck had definitely changed ?